Every Dairtastic Episode ♦ (1.04) Bad News Blair
She’s best friends with this girl, Blair Waldorf. Who is basically everything I hate about the Upper East Side - distilled into one 95-pound, doe-eyed, bon mot tossing, label-whoring package of girly evil.
Usually there’s something beneath the surface with people like that that make them act the way they do.
I think we can agree to those terms. But you can’t wear those shoes. Mm. Or that hair.
Normally I wouldn’t be this close to you without a tetanus shot
